"let her suck my pistol and i blew her brains out"

Still slow in the sports world, but it's about to kick off huge this weekend.

Tigers

Tiger football gets under way this weekend with a big game against those douches from Ole Miss. This is the final game in the contract with the Rebs, so this means it might be the last meaningful game we play ever. Well, we do play UT later this year, but I think that contract is about up too (I actually have no idea). Anyway, since I can't get anybody to donate me a ticket I'll be watching on ESPN.

Side Note: They sell beer at Tiger games now. What the hell took so long?

Tiger basketball has added a superstar recruit. 6'7 whitey from CBHS. Too lazy to look up his name, Durham or something. Who was the last white guy who played for the Tigers that was 6'7 and played guard? Justin Wimmer maybe? Baller.

True Story: When I saw the movie Blue Chips I was in the theater with Wimmer. Pretty cool huh?

Fantasy Football

I have two drafts this weekend. In one I actually have the #1 pick. I really want to take DeAngelo, but I might not be invited back next year if I don't take Peterson...so we'll see.

Movie

I saw Inglorious Basterds last week. Very good. Way more funny than I thought. Brad Pitt is great in it and the bad guy is unbelievable. Pretty gory scenes as is with every Tarantino movie. 3.643 starts out of 4. Go watch it!

Mersick

I got some hot stuff for you turd burglars to bump to.

First off, I'll give you 50 Cent-Flight 187. He is releasing another mixtape soon, his third in like a 5 month period. But this song is pretty damn good. He raps in the same style as he did on OK, You're Right.


Next we get a little Three 6 Mafia - Lil Freak ft Webbie ("Webbie off da chain main! Dawg, Webbie on anotha level main" - Darron White former Tiger receiver when I asked him what he was listening to in class one day.)


If you're wondering, in the uncensored version they say, "I long dick her" not "long do her"

I've seen several website promoting Three 6's new cd "Laws of Power" saying it comes out November 10th, but their website says nothing. So who knows.

turn the speakers up

I don't know about you guys but I'm kind of sick of hearing Drake all over the radio. Seriously, on Sirius XM, both hip hop stations play the hell out of his songs. He doesn't even have an album out! Anyway, he does have a few good collabo songs. And here is another:

Not a huge fan of the hook, but the beat is alright and as far as I know this is the first song that Eminem has been on with Kanye West or Lil Wayne.

down time

Students,

I apologize for not updating regularly. Truth is, there just isn't much shit going on right now. But since it's been a minute since I posted, there is actually quite a lot to bullshit about. So here we go:

Tigers:

So our entire 2007-08 season has been wiped from the record books after we used an ineligible player, Derrick Rose. Who, after failing his SAT three times, decided it would be better to have someone else take it for him. We cheated, we got caught. So now, the best season ever has been tarnished, our coach has left, our recruits left and we're on probation. And how about Calkins calling for RC Johnson's job? And Shirley Raines.

Good news: Elliot Williams has been cleared to play this season.

Other Sports News:

• J-Will signs with Orlando. Makes more sense than the Grizzlies, but I would still love to have him.
• Michael Vick signed with Philly and will make his debut on Thursday. About time, I say. I watched the James Brown 60 Minutes interview and I believe him. I think he has changed. With what happened to him, how could not change?
• Brett Favre signs with the Vikings and starts their preseason game. Ok, so now if we can get Sportscenter to stop analyzing his every throw, then we can move on with our lives.
• Usain Bolt is shattering records. It's starting to get ridiculous. Like maybe Lance Cheatstrong and Usain share the same physician...not saying...just saying.
• Plaxico Burress....hahahahahahahahahaha. You shot yourself and you're going to jail for 2 years?! Wow.
• Michael Beasley has entered a rehab clinic for drugs and psychological problems. Hmm, seems about right. Here is a picture from B-Easy's Twitter showing off his new tattoo that says Supercool Beas. What? Oh, but what is that little tied off baggy on your coffee table, Mike? Idiot.

• Deangelo Williams had a sick run the other day.
  

Music:

New Jay-Z. From Blueprint 3.


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Side Note: I have stopped eating candy. This actually began on August 3rd. I have only broken the strike one time, for a box of Spree. I'm not a health freak or anything, just wanted to see what would happen if I stopped for a while, especially since I ate so much candy.

"keep ya juice box wet"

I love this song. Yo Gotti - 5 Star Bitch

vince young

While doing my usual browsing of internet sports, I came across something so...bizarre and just absolutely baffling that it can not be ignored.

Vince Young, as quoted by Esquire magazine :

"I don't know when I'll start again. But I will be the next black quarterback to win a Super Bowl. And I will be in the Hall of Fame."

What?! I don't know whether to laugh at that or to pray for this guy's mental health. Vince, first of all, lets worry about you starting a game. I don't think there's too many HoF quarterbacks who came from the second string. Probably not too many HoF guys got benched for sucking and then lost their job to a QB that was washed up and old (Kerry Collins). HoF QB's don't go missing and have the police looking for them because people think you're going to commit suicide.

Next black quarterback to win a Super Bowl? Hmm, I guess the Titans have a legit shot at getting to the Super Bowl. So maybe Collins gets hurt in the AFC Championship Game and Vince plays the Super Bowl and they somehow win? Ok, Vince, I'll give you that one. But why black quarterback? Why don't you want to be the next quarterback to win the SB? So what if McNabb wins? Jason Campbell? David Garrard? Every time Vince opens his mouth, he just gets more and more stupid.

I need to touch more on the HoF part of the comment. Here is what you have going for you in the quest for HoF: you can run fast. Here is what you have going against you: IQ, accuracy, fragile legs...oh yeah, and you're not even a starter! Vince will clearly not have HoF numbers (pass yards, TD passes etc), agreed? So that means he needs to win like 5 Super Bowls and get MVP in at least 3 of them.

Let me break down a few QB's better than Vince right now, that aren't locks for the Hall:

Drew Brees - needs a SB, but the numbers will be there at the end of his career
Donavan McNabb - No SB, but plenty of NFC Title games. Good numbers and plays hurt.
Eli Manning - SB MVP, as much as I hate him, he gets better and better.
Jay Cutler - Will continue to put up monster years, will have a chance for SB with Bears defense

I think all those guys have a legit shot at being a Hall of Famer, but they all need to do more before the end of their careers. Vince? What has he done in his 4 years? 22 TDs 32 INTs. 57% completion and 68.8 passer rating. You're 26 now, Vince, time to start doing something and stop talking about it.

I can't even say that I like his enthusiasm about being the next black QB or HoF QB. Because I know that deep down in my heart...he will fail. He just doesn't get it. Hey Vince, do you like fish sticks? Everyone else gets it.


One more thing: Hall of Fame players don't usually get photographed doing this: Where are the ladies, Vince?

no sports to speak on

Rundown of what I (well, me and two other guys) watch at work on an everyday basis:

8am - Sportscenter
9am - Good Morning Memphis - this is usually a busy time for us, cause this show kinda sucks
10am - Price is Right
11am - Game Show Network for Jeopardy and the Wheel of Fortune
12 noon - $25000 Pyramid is on GSN, but no one really watches it

and we kind of just leave it on GSN until something good comes

or

Today we have on baseball. Cards vs Mets. I hate the summertime. I'd almost rather watch Super Password.

I've been catching up on some old TV shows I miss, such as the A-Team on Netflix.com. If you have Netflix, they have a ton of crap you can watch for free on your computer. I'm about halfway through Season 1.

Recent stuff I've watched: I finally watched Gunnin for that #1 Spot which follows a bunch of high school players around before a big showcase game at Rucker Park a few years ago. The movie is pretty good if you're a die hard basketball fan. They follow Tyreke Evans, Kevin Love, Brandon Jennings, Jered Bayless, Lance Stephenson and a few others in their hometowns. For all of the guys, except Love, it's basically these guys gettingout of the hood with their hoop skillzzz. 3 out of 4 stars. It is what it is. You know if you'll like it before you watch it.

Yesterday I watched Righteous Kill with De Niro and Pacino. I waited a while to watch it because I never read one good review and never heard anyway say they saw it. But I figure if those two Hollywood Titans of Film were in it, it couldn't be horrible, right? They play a team of detectives looking for whoever is killing pimps, drug dealers and other no good jerks. While the whole story is not bad, it does seem a little too put together just to get these guys to be in a movie together. Well, I'm a sucker for that shit cause I liked it. Don't want to talk too much about it cause it's full of twists and turns. 50 Cent makes an appearance as (what else?) a drug dealer, Rob Dyrdek (from Rob and Big) has a sweet cameo and the movie also stars John Leguizamo and Donnie Wahlberg. There's also some slutty girl, whose character is completely worthless. Don't pay money to watch it, but I'll give it a 2.98 out of 4 stars.

Note: What has happened to Al Pacino? Dude needs a stylist. His hair is crazy goofy looking.

Here's the preview for the movie about Michael Oher "The Blind Side"


Some Stupid Shit - Soulja Boy bought a remote controlled car of a Lambo....made a chain out of it...and put diamonds all in it...just watch it


Blueprint 3 album cover

the year is halfway over? that was quick.

It's Friday and there's not a damn thing going on to talk about it sports!

• Big Papi and Manny on steroids list? Is this news? Who fucking cares, baseball has been completely ruined by everyone using steroids. Release the whole list and remove doubt. You know Pujols is on that list.
• Lamar Odom resigns with the Lakers. Ehh
• Arturo Gatti's death ruled suicide. Something strange in that.
  

Grizzlies:

Chris Wallace confirms that Jason Williams will work out for the team this weekend. I like this. I guess this is why the long delay in signing Marcus Williams. I think he would be a solid backup for Conley. Bring back White Chocolate!

Music:

Eminem vs Mariah Carey. So Eminem came back with his first album in a while and has a song (diss song) against Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey has a new song and video called Obsessed where she dresses up like Eminem and shows him "obsessed" with her. Well, I guess he didn't like that too much. His response:




And since everybody knows I'm a sucker for stupid local rap, here's this guy, Tha Bank - Money Walk video.