While Gordon Bombay was busy trying to turn his bunch of hockey scrubs into contenders to beat the Hawks, he lucked into a street kid named Fulton Reed from Stillwater, MN (thanks Roser). Reed was an imposing figure and had one hell of a slap shot. The next year in the Olympics, Coach Bombay also added another bruiser named Dean Portman from Chicago, IL to help control the Iceland assholes. Together they formed the Bash Brothers.
What the hell are you talking about, Johnson? Mighty Ducks? Seriously?
Yes, motherfucker, seriously.
Think about this, students. Coach Hollins was handed a big man that needed some coaching, but with a little help he would become a core part of the Grizzlies (Marc Gasol). The next season, we add another bruiser that became Marc's Bash Brother (Zach Randolph). And together, they are taking the Grizz to the Olympic Gold! Oh wait...the NBA Playoffs! Maybe.
And I guess you could make comparisons to all the Grizz/Duck players
OJ Mayo would be Adam Banks
Conley might be Ken Wu
Rudy might be Dwayne
I don't know it well enough...Roser, help me out on the comparisons.
In case you're wondering...the Ducks beat Iceland thanks to little used goalie Julie Gaffney.
Grizz hit the road for a game against Detroit tonight.
If Carl Landry makes the AS team over Z-Bo, then I will kill Carl Landry. All of the NBA TV guys (EJ, McHale, C-Webb) last night had Z-Bo on the AS reserve team. Results come out Thursday night on TNT.
Tigers:Tigers hit the road also and play at Marshall. Let's hope the plane makes it.
Random:
Doing a little house cleaning last night I used Pledge Fabric Sweeper for pet hair. That thing works! I highly recommend anyone with a pet hair problem to buy one. However, they are one use only, so that kinda sucks, but they can't be too expensive and even if they are, fuckin' buy it!
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Pierre as Goldberg!
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