Everyone's favorite gravy sipping fat boy has quit the Memphis Tigers team. Yes, Pierre Henderson Niles has quit the basketball team with 8 games left.
What the fuck took so long? Hey, all you stupid Memphis fans who stood and cheered every time he grabbed a loose ball or made a free throw...I bet you guys fell stabbed in the back, huh? This guy had the city wrapped around his finger and then he quits on us. What a garbage ass person. That's why I never cheered when he made a free throw (He's suppose to make it!). He made us put up with his weight issues, his bad attitude, poor work ethic and then the ridiculous name change this year. Peace out, Pierre, you will not be missed.
In a previous post I said Pierre would get arrested 6 months after the Tigers final game. I'd like to update that:
Pierre Niles will in trouble with the law before the Tigers season ends.
Although, I will give Pierre credit for the best photo the University has ever produced
Although, I will give Pierre credit for the best photo the University has ever produced
Now if we could just get Willie Kemp to quit...
Grizzlies:
The struggling Grizz host the Atlanta Hawks tonight. We've lost 3 straight and we're just 4-6 in our last 10 games. We are currently in 10 place in the West. Darrell Arthur returns tonight, but likely won't play significant minutes. All-Star break is coming at a good time for us.
Look A Like that probably only interest me
Grizzlies:
The struggling Grizz host the Atlanta Hawks tonight. We've lost 3 straight and we're just 4-6 in our last 10 games. We are currently in 10 place in the West. Darrell Arthur returns tonight, but likely won't play significant minutes. All-Star break is coming at a good time for us.
Look A Like that probably only interest me
On the left is Andre Miller, point guard for the Portland Trail Blazers.
On the right is rapper, Murs.
Come on right! They could be twins!
Random Rumblings from inside the Brain:
- Pau Gasol put up a monster game last night. 21 pts 19 rebs 8 ass and 5 blks. Lakers beat Spurs with no Kobe or Bynum.
- Saints won the Super Bowl on Sunday. Good for them, good for NOLA and good for the NFL. Highest rated TV show ever. Sorry, Manning family. No camera time for Archie after this one.
- Winter Olympics kick off on Friday night with the Opening Ceremonies. I'm actually kind of excited about it. There are some cool events in the Winter Olympics. USA USA USA!
- What is up with all the dick pics surfacing? First Greg Oden's dong and now George Hill. I bet George is a little embarrassed having to follow Oden's third leg. For the record I have seen neither penis, but the tales of the Oden phallus have been relayed to me from multiple straight males.
- Toyota recalled 400,000 Prius cars today. That's what you get for buying that ugly ass "green" car. Support America! Buy a Dodge! Ha, I'm not really one of those people who hates non-American cars, but I just hate the Prius and everyone who drives one.
- Lil Wayne going to jail today to begin his one year sentence. Let's see how hard he is hanging around real criminals at Rikers Island. Good luck, Weezy! Haha.
Movies:
Last night I attempted to watch I love You, Man with Paul Rudd and Jason Segal. Complete waste of time. Neither one of their characters is likable and the rest of the cast, which was really good, was wasted in this dumb ass movie. There was one scene where I literally fell off the couch laughing, but that's about it. I didn't even finish watching it. I give it a 1.23 out of 4 stars. Extremely disappointing.
Music:
Since we've already studied Murs today, we'll just post some of his shit.
Murs - LA
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