GAY!

Speaking of gay, have you seen Bruno? I'm a little late to the party, but that shit was gaayyyyy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

How he can keep a straight face during those scenes...ha, but it is funny, so go watch it.

NBA

The Grizzlies are going to keep Rudy Gay!

5 years and $81.6 mil. Before the season we offered 5 years and $50 mil. So he squeezed $30+ mil out of Heisley! He accepted our offer before even visiting Minnesota. He canceled his trip to sign with us. Hopefully, that means he wants to play for Memphis, which is huge.

What I don't like is that it looks like we're going to be letting Ronnie Brewer walk. I understand you signed Rudy to big money, but Brewer wouldn't even be that expensive! He's what we need! Bench scoring, tough wing defender. I would move Sam Young and DeMarre Carroll today to clear playing time and cap space for Brewer.

I know I said the other day I thought LeBron was going to the Bulls, but I'm getting nervous. I think more and more that the Nets might come in a swoop up some guys. The whole Jay-Z connection just makes too much sense. There saying Jay-Z is pitching LeBron on his clothing line and probably telling him he'll be the face of Rocafella and make millions endorsing the line. So then it goes back to how much his "global icon" status he really cares about and how much he cares about winning. How much does LeBron ride Jay's dick?

If James signs with the Nets, with one main reason being Jay-Z, then you could say that Jay-Z, a rapper, was the driving influence of one the biggest financial deals ever! I mean, I gotta think that the money that LeBron makes for NY has to be the biggest impact financially as far as one person moving from one city to another. Has to be. That's some serious influence for a "hip hop mogul." And not only that, Jay-Z would be making millions off LeBron! That might be the biggest hustle that Jay ever does.

Then again maybe, Lebron looks at Jay-Z and says, "You don't know shit about basketball, I'm going to Miami."

I would give anything to be a fly on the wall in those presentations these teams are giving James, Wade, Bosh. They're probably offering the moon to these guys.

Joe Johnson got offered the max and he hasn't responded to the Hawks. He's probably waiting to see what everybody else is going to do. But you gotta think that if he signs the max with the Hawks, that's $30 mil more than any other team could offer. So does he care about winning or money? I'd like to think that these guys care about wining, but $30 mil is a lot of fucking money. You got a chance to get that, you gotta take it. Take the money, Joe. Take the money. Go back to ATL and be the 22 points and clutch shooting guard you are. You're a really good number 2 on a team, so if somebody is giving you franchise money, you take it. Know your role, get paid and shut up.